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It's the Muppet Show

lizluvscupcakes:

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waiting4codot:

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[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.

Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-

Kermit: it’s the muppets show!

Female Chorus:

It’s time to burn the incense,

It’s time to slay the sheep,

It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!

Male Chorus:

It’s time to raze existence,

It’s time to banish light,

It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!

Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?

Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know

Statlor: your life becomes a torture

Both: when we begin the show!

Chorus: And now let’s get things started!

Audience: Why don’t you get things started?

Kermit: It’s time to get things started,

All:

On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,

This will be your final muppets show!

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capricorn-0mnikorn:
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“ teratomarty:
“ dreamingofmotherhood93:
“Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues
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Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant...

capricorn-0mnikorn:

help-my-ocs-breached-containment:

nerdgasrnz:

teratomarty:

dreamingofmotherhood93:

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

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Medical Hack:
So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method.
Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation.
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dont-pray-for-my-sins:

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anarchapella:

Yes it’s very important for solidarity with workers but, and maybe this is an unpopular opinion, workers should have solidarity with poor customers. Like ignore shoplifting, be sensitive when ppl are using EBT cards, that kinda thing.

If you work retail and you worry about shoplifters I beg you to remember how little money you’re being paid to do this

and also no matter what your boss says to you, someone shoplifting will not cause your wages to be docked. if it DOES, then you can get in contact with a labor attourney, who will proceed to light up like a kid at christmas because they (and you) are about to get a big fat payday. that shit is ridiculously illegal.

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inkskinned:

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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stregaomega:
“witchesversuspatriarchy:
“She chose knowledge.
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And isn’t it an interesting coincidence how we were then told to be gentle and docile sheep, safe so long as we obeyed the shepherd… while the independent goat got turned into the...

stregaomega:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

She chose knowledge.

And isn’t it an interesting coincidence how we were then told to be gentle and docile sheep, safe so long as we obeyed the shepherd… while the independent goat got turned into the Devil?

Isn’t it fAsCiNaTinG how we are told to trap- I’m sorry, catch- sorry, SAVE our friends by… uh, collecting them in a net, helpless and panicking and suffocating, to then be gloriously consumed in a holy gesture to the great skywizard. (oh, you mean “I will make you fishers of men, if you follow me” is just a dehumanizing recruitment phrase? Oop. My bad.)

Idk. Just fun things from an ex-Catholic for y’all to chew on. 😇

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